Fair Warning: this post is about 4.2 years old, so some of the information might be a bit dated. On the other hand, this post was last modified about 4.2 years ago, so maybe it's up-to-date after all. In any case, please keep all this in mind while reading. Thanks for understanding!
A Quick Diversion:  

The Actual News:

Barf… it’s almost 7am, and I’m beat. But why am I up this early? To show you this!

My brain is roasted, but I’m posting this all for you!

Anyways, one type down, ten more to go!