The Actual News:
Well, so much for 2019! As we wind down the remaining minutes of the year (nay, decade), let us listen to the four or five wise sages and their predictions of the year 2020. (It should be cued up already, but if not, fast forward to about 32:20ish.)
Yep, the Firesign Theatre accurately predicted back in the 1970s that NO underwear will be work by the year 2020. They have spoken.
Anyways, enjoy the new year, the new decade, and I’ll see you guys next time!