The Actual News:
[rolls eyes] Well this is great. I mean, not that I updated it as often as I should, it still should be up regardless. But the real question is, who did it think I was impersonating? Me?? … Anyways, I put in an appeal, which hopefully Facebook gets back to in about six months. Otherwise I’ll probably just create a new Facebook Page; although that one was up since 2016, it only had like 70 likes.